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My Marxist Feminist Dialectic Kids Hoodie

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brings all the boys to the yard

Tags: feminism, feminist, humor, marxism, philosophy

My Marxist Feminist Dialectic Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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Spa fon, squa tront.

Tags: work, antisocial, cynical, geeky, snarky

Stress Based Lifeform Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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means your body is low on toner

Tags: unseen gallery, cranky, curmudgeon, grey hair, humor

Greying Hair Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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than you can lift

Tags: advice, fat, food, humor, quote

Never eat more in one meal Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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you can always put the nuts back in the box. Chocolate is better than men series #1.

Tags: advice, antisocial, chocolates, cynical, dating

With chocolate, Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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but it's not boring.

Tags: boring, humor, interesting, psychedelic, purple

My life may be weird Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

I'm going to need you to try Kids Hoodie

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I'm going to need you to try

Tags: try harder, need you to try, snark

I'm going to need you to try Kids Hoodie

by CourtIsCrafty

$36 $30

MYCOLOGIST: That means I'm a fun guy (black) Kids Hoodie

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MYCOLOGIST: That means I'm a fun guy. Fungi. Geddit? Well, someone will - maybe a scientist, biologist, mushroom or toadstool collector, or just a fan of bad wordplay and dad jokes. Also available in white.

Tags: biologist, biology, fun guy, fungi, fungus

MYCOLOGIST: That means I'm a fun guy (black) Kids Hoodie

by PlanetSnark

$36 $30

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I'm not a free sample

Tags: get on my nerves, antisocial, anti social, cynical, humor

Don't try me Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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but only until about 9 pm

Tags: wild, text, humor, adult, grown up

born to be wild Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

Alternative Cliches: Live Laugh Luchador (orange and pink) Kids Hoodie

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Does Aunty Barb have "Live Laugh Love" in her kitchen? "Die Cry Hate" is a little strong as a response but this alternative is the right amount of absurd. Everyone loves luchadors. Maybe even Aunty Barb.

Tags: ridiculous, satire, meme, tongue in cheek, parody

Alternative Cliches: Live Laugh Luchador (orange and pink) Kids Hoodie

by PlanetSnark

$36 $30

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That's it. I'm out of social skills now.

Tags: sarcastic, snarky, geek, autism, snark

Hello! Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

I'm not afraid of being alone in the dark Kids Hoodie

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I'm afraid of not being alone in the dark

Tags: afraid, alone, creepy, dark, fear

I'm not afraid of being alone in the dark Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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I create new screw-ups every day.

Tags: creative, creativity, cynical, error, humor

I am very creative Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

"Woke Boomer" in 70s font with flower power and peace signs - groovy! Kids Hoodie

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For all the good-hearted boomers out there - "woke boomer". Cos you're not getting more conservative as you get older - you're getting more compassionate. For those who remember flower power, peace signs, and the summer of love.

Tags: summer of love, flower power, groovy, peace, progressive

"Woke Boomer" in 70s font with flower power and peace signs - groovy! Kids Hoodie

by PlanetSnark

$36 $30

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Conceit is a fault. I have no faults.

Tags: antisocial, attitude, ego, humor, perfect

I am not conceited Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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faster than you can kill them

Tags: advice, antisocial, cynical, enemies, sarcasm

Try not to make enemies Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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shall inherit the Earth

Tags: fan, science, triumphant, fandom, science fiction

The GEEK Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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is a scapegoat

Tags: antisocial, blame, desire, humor, quote

All I really want in life Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

I just can't put my finger on it Kids Hoodie

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but I would have to wash my hands

Tags: humor, text, sarcasm, rude, sarcastic

I just can't put my finger on it Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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Pobody's Nerfect, either.

Tags: error, funny, humor, nobody, sarcasm

Nobody's Perfect Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

If it weren't for the last minute Kids Hoodie

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I would never get anything done. I procrastinate, delay, wait, put it off, stall, and otherwise fritter around until the very last possible second.

Tags: sarcastic, chores, quotes, humor, sarcasm

If it weren't for the last minute Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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Remind them they can read, with this stylish design!

Tags: joke, text, lol, sarcasm, ok boomer

You are Literate Text Kids Hoodie

by StickSicky

$36 $30

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Kinda Sus

Tags: carbon 13 design, funny, humor, meme, offensive

KINDA SUS Kids Hoodie

by Carbon 13 Design Bureau

$36 $30

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is a dish best served tomorrow

Tags: advice, humor, lazy, quotes, sarcasm

Procrastination Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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Stupid less

Tags: advice, antisocial, humor, intelligence, philosophy

Think more Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

Don't call my illness a "journey" Kids Hoodie

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unless you plan to take me on a cruise

Tags: humor, cancer, text, journey, wisdom

Don't call my illness a "journey" Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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exceed the limits of my medication

Tags: antisocial, anti social, cranky, humor, impatience

Please try not to Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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It's the Picard version of FAFO

Tags: at your convenience, fafo, humor, klingon, picard

Test Me! Kids Hoodie

by Spatee

$36 $30

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Mood unchanged.

Tags: sarcasm, bitter, cheeky, attitude, dead pan

Mood unchanged. Kids Hoodie

by Chestify

$36 $30

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This is something you can buy, if you like.

Tags: clever, funny, humor, mm hm, sarcastic

Yeaaah Kids Hoodie

by PersonShirts

$36 $30

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Or just when I'm around?

Tags: sarcastic, sarcasm, snark, snarky, cynical

Are you always an idiot? Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

People don't appreciate my sense of humor Kids Hoodie

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as much as I do.

Tags: appreciation, joke, laugh, sarcasm, sarcastic

People don't appreciate my sense of humor Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

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Don't tell me to smile. Don't tell me what to do. Thanks.

Tags: feminist, female, nasty woman, rude, dont tell me what to do

Don't tell me to smile. Kids Hoodie

by Chestify

$36 $30

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Passively aggress, with this stylish design!

Tags: funny, offensive, snarky, cynical, insult

Touch Grass Kids Hoodie

by StickSicky

$36 $30

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but you get to make your own hours

Tags: saying, antisocial, snarky, advice, wisdom

Crime doesn't pay Kids Hoodie

by Snark Central

$36 $30

Kids Hoodie FAQ

Where can I find other surreal designs?

In addition to surreal designs, you can explore the marketplace for snarky, sarcasm, and humor designs sold by independent artists.

What material is this item made of?

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Hooded with pocket. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with an adjustable hood and banded cuffs to keep in the heat.

What USA ship methods are available?

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time.More Shipping Info

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