Cynical Kids Hoodies

The design shows a grumpy panda and the funny quote Nope Still Don´t Care. Cool design to show your sarcastic sense of humor.

Simple white letters on black background: "I hope parallel universe me is doing ok." Maybe alt you is living the suckiest life imaginable (or won the lottery!). If you like your humor credulous with a touch of the absurd, this might be for you.

Sorry I'm Not Listening

Funny and sarcastic illustration featuring a cat with a fish bowl over his head so he can't hear what people are saying. He doesn't want to be disturbed. Great for adults and teenagers, your son or daughter, and anyone who likes funny and cynical quotes. Perfect if you don't want anybody to disturb you.

Diogenes, also known as Diogenes the Cynic, was a Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Cynic philosophy. He was born in Sinope, an Ionian colony on the Black Sea. He was banished from Sinope when he took to debasement of currency. After being exiled, he moved to Athens and criticized many cultural conventions of the city. He used his simple lifestyle to criticize the social values and institutions of what he saw as a corrupt, confused society. He was captured by pirates and sold into slavery, eventually settling in Corinth. There he passed his philosophy of Cynicism to Crates, who taught it to Zeno of Citium, who fashioned it into the school of Stoicism, one of the most enduring schools of Greek philosophy. (Wikipedia)

Try to see things from another perspective.

Do you live on the cynical side of life and know someone with a dark sense of humor? This awesome grim reaper design is perfect for someone who drives you crazy and who you want to annoy.

There's a romantic in every cynic. Keep smiling, it's just life.

Sometimes I Laugh So Hard that Tears Run Down My Leg

Dear responsibilities, You succ. Sincerely, Me

Simple white letters on black background: "Adequate is the new excellent." Look, give yourself a break. There's a pandemic. There was a clownish coup attempt. Adequate is plenty good enough right now.

Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "I hate almost all rich people, but I think I'd be darling at it."

Cat's Guide To Composting

Uninterested, but make it fashion

Black Friday Matters. Parody for Black Lives Matter movement. Funny, silly, stupid and dumb for the sarcastic souls out there. But in all seriousness, we should really stop harming each other and treat life as disposable. Let's go human kind!

Ew Work

Please Wait

Nice contrast of dark and happy elements.

Don't Care. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Saying. Perfect for Men and Women. Makes a Great Gift for Birthday's, or Christmas. Grab Yours Today to Show Your Sarcastic Side To The World. That Cheeky Tee has a range of sarcastic and cynical designs available for all different types of humor. Visit our store today to see more. Perfect on a T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tote bag or Homewares.

Don't Care. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Saying. Perfect for Men and Women. Makes a Great Gift for Birthday's, or Christmas. Grab Yours Today to Show Your Sarcastic Side To The World. That Cheeky Tee has a range of sarcastic and cynical designs available for all different types of humor. Visit our store today to see more. Perfect on a T-Shirt, Hoodie, Tote bag or Homewares.

Colourful design. funny and cynical, painful truth about yourself.

Simple white letters on black background: "2020. Still a better love story than Twilight." Lockdown and coronavirus not withstanding, 2020 was still a better love story than Twilight. Cos basically everything is.

Earth Escape

I am bitter and full of hate

For you procrastinator or your lazy friend who was born in June (and was probably due three months earlier).

Guide to Muscular Necromancy

Black Friday Matters. Parody for Black Lives Matter movement. Funny, silly, stupid and dumb for the sarcastic souls out there. But in all seriousness, we should really stop harming each other and treat life as disposable. Let's go human kind!

I Say What Everyone Else Is Thinking. Funny Sarcastic Quote. Perfect for Men and Women. Makes a Great Gift for Birthday's, or Christmas. Grab Your's Today to Show Your Sarcastic Side To The World. That Cheeky Tee has a range of sarcastic and cynical designs available for all different types of humor. Visit our store today to see more.

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Dorothy Parker was an American poet, writer, critic, and satirist. She was a witty wisecracker "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."

Cute seal of dissaproval t-shirt

A man suspicious of everything has the shadows that frighten him. He doesn't believe it, but arrogance can make a man afraid! The redhead in the blue hat is making fun of his luck... is he right? Can you suspect everything?

Simple white letters on black background: "Just waiting for the Rapture." A lot of us have reached a level of resignation that's just - well, let's just say we're ready for the apocalypse. Jesus send the flood.

Celebrate your sense of humour with this witty design. Perfect for those who enjoy a chuckle and a hint of sarcasm, it humorously reflects the intricacies of social interactions and a busy lifestyle. This amusing and engaging quote is a great pick for anyone who enjoys a playful spin on the demands of the modern world. It's a fantastic gift idea for anyone who loves a laugh and appreciates the charm of clever wit and banter.

The Explosive Way To Inner Peace

A Guide to Holding On